Entering The Life of Jesse:D

pestered:

please dont be ashamed of stretch marks it is proof you are growing it doesnt mean you are fat it means youre growing into a pretty flower you are special and cute 

fingerblaster113:

trying to get my balls unstuck from my thigh

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sodamnrelatable:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

lyxdelsic:

"hey can I copy your homework?"

“I was gonna copy yours”

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umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

augwins:

*becomes a celebrity so i can attend comic con for free*

nisuyaka:

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

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bewbin:

notbewbin:

bewbin:

god dang i am on fire tonight

 no u r not u make this up for note

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bet u feel real stupid right now 

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you