don’t ever let a man tell you the condom is too small
m o i s t u r i z e m e
1. Bad hangover? Try honey on crackers. The fructose in the honey flushes alcohol out of your system.
2. If your roommates’ cell phone alarm is going off and they are not in the room, call the phone and it will disable the alarm.
3. Don’t delay acting on a good idea. Chances are some else has…
Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment
and you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
what am I looking at
I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore
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why are 15 year olds so angry
they gave condoms at school today, i got 2, 1 for each leg
MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE
THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
Is your mother Spencer Shay
He just gets slowly less concerned